My Girlfriend really is pleased.
As you probably know I have written about “My girlfriend will be amazed” and the follow up story “The first reaction“. The stories were about my incredible luck with finding help on the internet. It’s a bit painful to talk about but I actually got a mail with the heading “Your Girlfrind will be amazed!” and I tried their product.
I can tell you that my girlfriend really is pleased but not from the reason or reasons you might suspect. She is pleased because she found another, bigger and better boyfriend. As it turns out the product, even though it was rather expensive and painful, didn’t work very well. The increase in size and productivity didn’t happen even though a temporary swelling did occur. The swelling was (something I found out after a brief encounter with a doctor) a result of small damage to the tissue. As soon as the pain ended, so did the swelling.
I’m never buying anything on the net again.